friends: oh no! it’s raining, we can’t go out! this sucks!!
This is such a disturbing picture
I’m gonna cosplay it
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN
don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that assBut make sure you have consent to smack dat ass
ask the cutie before you touch the booty
telling someone to read a book and watching as their world slowly gets destroyed by it